one brand marketing meeting I would have killed to sit in on. Speed Rabbit
Pizza might have you chuckling and snorting in the back row, but as I type 100
outlets are open and serving slices across France. And here’s me thinking it
couldn’t get any better after South Korea’s incredible Donkey Chicken. However,
Speed Rabbit Pizza isn’t just a classy name, Oh, non, non, non. It also offers
brochettes, chicken nuggets, chicken wings, chocolate brownies and Haagen Dazs.
one sense Speed Rabbit Pizza lives up to its name. It’s speedy. We took longer
scouring the menu looking for something to raise our collective danders than
our order took to arrive. Two pizzas baked and boxed within 15 minutes.
Eschewing the topping options of Harlem, Bronx, Farmer, French Burger and – I
shit you not – ‘Mega Rabbit’ – we plumped for a medium ‘La Cheese’ and the signature, ‘Speed Rabbit’, from the
‘Speedissimo’ menu. It’s a buy one, get one free deal.
Speed Rabbit comes with tomato sauce, cheese, spicy beef, merguez sausage,
pepper and onions, et sans whizz et lapin.
Cheese comes with tomato sauce, ‘double fromage’, goat cheese, blue cheese and
reblochon. Both are deep pan.
is my first pizza in Europe for nearly ten years. It’s probably asking too much
to expect hand crafted artesan pizza delivered to your door by a company named
after a farm pest. So don’t. What you can expect is junk comfort, and in that department Speed Rabbit
delivers with bells, whistles and floppy ears on.