Ingredients: Carbonated water (2.5 v/v), sugar (110 g/l), acidity regulator (330), natural & synthetic flavors, caramel color, preservative (211)
Appearance: Deep and dark. Mysterious. A little bit cheeky. Cheeky chops. Cheeky, cheeky, chase me.
Aroma: Flashbackmungus. This is the inbred, halfwit, twin brother to the Brit classic dandelion & burdock produced by god’s own softdrink manufacturer Barrs. Barrs are worshipped internationally for not just one drink, but two: Irn Bru and the seminal Red Kola. I digress… So, Saxi… Hmmm…??? Sexy.
Taste: Not the full-on liquorice clout of a dandelion and burdock, but this stuff’s alright. It’s medicinal – in the not good for you, messes with your brain sense – and it’s hawwribly sweet. This isn’t what I was expecting. Although I don’t quite know quite what I was expecting really. Who does? I dunno. The world’s in such a mess, innit? Iraq, climate, beavers, espionage, pike. Just never ends. Oh well.
If this drink were a pointless waste of three years of your sad little life it would be... Applied Golf Management Studies.
Our survey said… 6 out of 10