15. Rita Fresh

Beverage: Rita 100% Fresh Water Chesnut with Rock Candy

Ingredients: Water, Rock candy, Water chesnut, White fungus, Agar, Lotus root

Appearance: Like when you're clearing your house up the morning after a reasonably debauched party. In among the bottles of Strongbow, Merrydown, Thunderbird, Sherry and Vodka littering your back lawn, you find a single large shot glass  filled with sick and humorously placed on top of a garden gnome.

Aroma: The usual suspects; Mr. Sacharine, Miss Sugar, Lord Sweetness and the Baron de Do I have to drink this shit. 

Taste: Hmmm. Right. OK. Gimme a sec.... Just holding back from... errr... projectile vomiting over my expensive laptop. That. Be. Fuckin'. Foul. I wasn't far off with the appearance and the aroma. Combine the two and that's what you've got. Sugary vomit. Attrocious.

If this drink were Dr. Who's assistant it would be... Tegan Jovanka. As an experienced air hostess she's handy with a sick bag.

Our survey said... barf

Cost: I'm trying hard to forget.