Beverage: Rita 100% Fresh Water Chesnut with Rock Candy
Ingredients: Water, Rock candy, Water chesnut, White fungus, Agar, Lotus root
Appearance: Like when you’re clearing your house up the morning after a reasonably debauched party. In among the bottles of Strongbow, Merrydown, Thunderbird, Sherry and Vodka littering your back lawn, you find a single large shot glass filled with sick and humorously placed on top of a garden gnome.
Taste: Hmmm. Right. OK. Gimme a sec…. Just holding back from… errr… projectile vomiting over my expensive laptop. That. Be. Fuckin’. Foul. I wasn’t far off with the appearance and the aroma. Combine the two and that’s what you’ve got. Sugary vomit. Attrocious.
Our survey said… barf
Cost: I’m trying hard to forget.