13. Misty Chrysanthemum drink

Beverage: Misty Chrysanthemum drink

Ingredients: Refined sugar, honey, chrysanthemum extract, preservative substance

Appearance: Like a decent malt. A lowland malt, not one of those goregeously, stinky, peaty, western isle numbers.

Aroma: Metallic honey. It's vaguely floral, but not Terry Wogan floral. Talking of which, don't you ever, ever, ever hit this link.

Taste: Wan, wanting, sugary. Not much in the way of chrysanthemum petals coming through which is a shame considering the attractively designed can. There's honey, but weak watered down honey. That's it. I've nailed it. Watery honey. That's exactly what this drink tastes like.

If this drink were a planet it would be... Pluto. It's out there.

Our survey said... Can we have our money back?

Cost: Not much, but still too much.